NEW SITE

My dearest you all,

Hockey Syrup has a new home!
hockeysyrup.tumblr.com

COME ON OVER!

- THE PAINT GUYS

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The Endangered PKane Issue 12: The Penguin Returns

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This is scary and concerning and ugh the Penguins.

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In Progress: History.

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UGH WORDPRESS IS ALL DIFFERENT AND I GOT A DIFFERENT COMPUTER SO I HAVE PAINTBRUSH INSTEAD OF PAINT WHICH IS LIKE DRAWING WITH MY TOES WHILE MY HAIR IS ON FIRE AND I’M SO SORRY THIS SUCKS AND I SUCK.

AND WHY DOES THE FONT LOOK LIKE IT’S DRUNK? Paintbrush is just trying to ruin my life. YOU WON’T LET ME MAKE ACCURATE EYES AND NOW THE TEXT IS DRUNK. And I can’t even make a Drunk Kaner joke because he’s actually alert and useful on both sides of the ice this season.

SO MANY THINGS DON’T MAKE SENSE.

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Once Upon a Lockout.

Um… hey? I’m really good at making new posts? Except not?

And I’m almost out of bandwidth? What’s happening to this site?

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La Kane Aux Talons

 

lol like these two would actually talk about hockey.

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The Smart Kane Muses.

Um. Yeah. This is a post to see if I can still even make these, so it’s more of an exercise than anything to help me get back into the swing of things. I missed these guys. :(

And if anyone still checks this site, I’m so, so sorry for the lag in posts. I’m not going to go into detail, but basically my life’s done a complete one-eighty and I’m trying to figure out where to go from here. It’s both bad and good, and I’m finally getting my footing back, so hopefully I’ll stop sucking at everything. /coolstorybro

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Blowaway.

Kanye West – Runaway

This is long and lame and I’m sorry I suck.

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