This is scary and concerning and ugh the Penguins.
- "Has anyone tried this nutella stuff? It's nuts. Ho ho ho ho ho." - Jonathan Toews, making me regret every contract I've ever signed. 2 days ago
- Eight more years with Toews? EIGHT? I don't have enough maple syrup for that. Guess I'll just have to buy a moose and milk my own. 3 weeks ago
- ALL AMERICANS INDEPENDENT THROW YOUR DRINKS UP AT MEEEH #USA 3 weeks ago
- I don't understand why TBS doesn't have a 24-hr Miracle marathon on July 4th like the Christmas Story marathon. Guess I'll make my own. #USA 3 weeks ago
- Ordered a drink in Vegas. They told me I need a cup. #burn #ouch 1 month ago